An old boss of mine used to have a saying when describing something that was an absolute mess.. "it's like a brothel!".
Imagine trying to manage 15-20 young women.. it would be like herding cats!
Brothels are chaotic by nature, sometimes I have to wait 15mins for the lineup, and other times the reception forgets me and I get an extra 20mins in the room with the girl. Sometimes the chaos goes in your favour lol.

I used to be quite on edge when going punting, but after many years of practice I now go in there very relaxed. You're there to have fun anyways so you might as well get into a relaxed, fun mindset.