Quote Originally Posted by holi_day View Post
Go home, acting angry, throw the test result at your partber's face and start yelling "I trusted you! but what have you done to me...!?"

She will probably collapse crying and start to confess her affairs with her colleague, your best friend, the plumber, the pizza delivery guy... and says she has no idea who passed this to her and begging you to forgive her...
oh my lord, it works. THANK YOU!