We might use the same cock opening for both purposes Rooter, but has any bloke in the known universe to date not known the difference between coming and pissing? Just for a start, pissing goes on for a lot longer.

When I first read it I thought she was the one squirting from the 'excitment' of jacking him off. But now it appears he's just pissed himself for 30 seconds or so. That doesn't sound like a funny story. It just sounds inexplicable. Who would want to deliberately stink out a massage bed and room like that?

Might be just me, but I hate the smell of piss, as a kid I always disgusted by having to go in a stinking men's public toilet. These days with auto flushing it isn't as bad as it used to be.