I've got a good one for you.

And it was at my very first punt no less!

About 10 years ago I decided to visit 533 Willoughby to introduce myself to the world of punting. I didn't realise at this point that many shops have back entrance. Silly me. So I braved the front entrance on a busy Friday night. Lot's of people were packing the sidewalk, eating at restaurants and waiting for the bus etc. Anyway so I had my first punt which was great! But I was pretty anxious about the whole thing, even afterwards. Then the thought occurred "how am I going to get out of here discreetly"? So I decided the best way was to just rush out as quickly as possible. I got about 80% of the way down the stairs then tripped over my own feet and fell down the stairs, landing almost face first on the pavement, and attracted the attention of pretty much everyone around me. Fuck that was embarrassing. I got up and power walked away from the scene as fast as I could.