Here's one that happened a few years ago. I walked out of a shop after a session, unknown to me a used condom (not fucking mine) was stuck to my shoe. Half hanging off. Me walking down the street with a fucking used condom stuck to my shoe. Wasn't even mine. Fucking disgusting. No one saw I don't think. Was tempted to throw the shoe out! Must've picked it up in the darkness of the room.. thanks guys!