With the money saved from not punting, you can pay a large chunk of the price of one of these beauties:
https://sexdollgenie.com/collections...d-cup-model-10

Only problem for bros with wife/live-in GF. You'd have to stash her somewhere "secret", then book a hotel room to get it on with "her". Imagine, booking a hotel room to get it on with your doll!