Quote Originally Posted by vitrium View Post

My favourite is Marlene's in Alexandria. It's a good shop but the mamasan spins the biggest fibs about the girls ever. Lie to get you in and take you cash. Apologise later. That's the philosphy.
Yep… and always double books the most popular girls. When the unlucky punter misses out, it’s either straight out denial that a booking was ever made, or the girl is running a few minutes late, or the previous customer has extended. She then forces you to take someone else. Nine times out of ten, the punter will take the only available fatty. He’s dosed up on viagra, driven for thirty minutes and is desperate to empty his balls. So she’s won.

She always turns ordinary Asian girls into Venezuelan, Brazilian or Colombian babes. LOL. Her website is truly comical. There’s one veteran girl there called Eva who’s quite pretty. She’s half Thai/half Indian and heavily tattooed. Despite having Thai writing tattooed as a tramp stamp, dripping with Asian features and not knowing a word of Spanish, she is classified by Marlene as Venezuelan. Pussy is pussy, so I guess it doesn’t really matter. But I have to admit that Marlene is one sharp businesswoman. Lying and cheating gets you everywhere