Had a free morning, though I'd go to my go-to massage place for some R&R. In walked a gorgeous Chinese lady, blonde bob hair cut, fairy like, nice massage, very thorough washdown.

Then she wants 2 pineapples for a nude HJ, 4 for more, alas I only had a single pineapple on me, ie standard cost for no extras HJ, and she just flat out refused to take less than 100! Wtf? Very disappointed, not sure if I will go back after going monthly for years.