Oh sir. Your stories are always filled with tragedy and disappointment. You might find you couldn't get a 'root in a brothel' at this stage! I recommend you change your ways. To be successful at punting you need to know the signs and be at one with the girl. Not these tantrums I read too often sir! Don't take it the wrong way. But to leave disappointed time and time again, you might consider looking inside for the answers! No wonder you don't know if spending $150 or $300 is the right way to go! The answer may lie elsewhere. A mirror can be a wonderful looking glass!

Most of all, enjoy your punting!