There is a new-ish Jap girl who has not yet been christened by one of Rooter’s glowing reviews and it’s easy to see why.

Looks nothing like her pictures, is chubby and service was a complete letdown. Hasn’t had any reviews posted so either:

1. People agree with me and aren’t posting negative reviews

2. She was so awesome they are keeping her to themselves and I was just unlucky.