Where are the best Mamasans?

[GoldfishMan]

I was wondering the same thing. In my fucked up mind I imagined something like this...

She starts by lightly flogging your back with kale, she then smears olive oil over your back for the massage, and for part 2, if you're lucky, you can eat her tofu...

Haha, the only problem in that scenario is, her “tofu” would be fake tofu made of human flesh!

No mate, “vegan” massage is just massage with zero sexual service of any type. It’s a Canto slang. You call anything that is “empty” / missing a big portion of what is normally in it, as a “vegan” (no meat) something.
Say you go to play the pokies, blow $1000 and get nothing, not even a feature. That’s a “vegan” pokie game. Or you ogle at a hot girl but never do anything about it, not even a wink at her, that’s a vegan ogling.