Boys, boys, boys…

I’ve not seen this girl and have no interest in doing so, but I’ve gotta say: Why don’t you all just take control of the session?

Talks too much? Throw a pillow on the floor and ask her ever so gently to get on her knees.

Likes to run a ridiculously long shower? Reach over, turn the fucking tap off and say something like “let’s go baby”.

Plays with her phone? Go straight to reception and ask for a swap. Sack her. On the spot.

Remember one thing — even in this business, the customer is always king.

In my experience, if you approach and do things like a genuine customer, you’ll get a result. Even at Ginza.