Quote Originally Posted by Abracadabra View Post
Hi Fred, I was rereading your rules and just noticed your 38 yr punting lifespan, which must be up there in the longevity stakes!
Were you ducking out bet periods in 6th form?
Haha pretty much. Been mongering since I was 18! Just addicted to pussy. Can’t help it. I’d hate to think how much I’ve spent on women, but it’s what keeps me sane. Just came back from Bali and on me last day had a three girl, 1-hour massage with all three wanking me off for $50. I played with their tits as well. The chicks’ ages were 18,19 and 26.

Also good to clear your car’s sat nav memory. Don’t want the missus to enter something, and on last trips, “Marlene’s Brothel” comes up.