In a blowjob bar in Sukhumvit I was about to be led upstairs for some ball-emptying activity but had to wait for two people walking down the stairs. A fit young chick who’s got an old English guy in tow, must’ve been clocking at least 80yrs old… was quite frail. As he approached the bar near me his phone rang and answering it, said “Hello dear…. Yes, just leaving the tennis club now…”

I was staring at him bemused thinking, fuck that’s gonna be me in a few decades time and he looked at me with a glint in his eye and a knowing smile. What a Legend!