Not only getting FS for 2 pines, no he's soooo irresistible that the ML in question abandons her customer in the middle of a 1 hr service for something like 30 minutes just to have a quickie with this guy 'in the backroom'.
If your BS-O-Meter doesn't register maximum readings here, please PM me, I've got a few bridges to sell....
And btw, VFlowers is a novel character...