What is your Greatest Alibi to your Wife/Partner when you got caught Punting?

[Timeis629]

Dozens of things can go wrong in this game and blow your cover.... I think the chances of my wife reading this forum and happening to recognise details from one particular poster are the least of my worries.... or maybe I'm just self sabotaging? I do have a conscience....
Browser history - now that would be a problem!

Agreed - recently found a used condom wrapped in tissue (that I was asked to remove from a shop) 3/4 weeks later found it in my car rubbish compartment drivers window. In my wallet now to show ML as a memento-

[Timeis629]

Agreed - recently found a used condom wrapped in tissue (that I was asked to remove from a shop) 3/4 weeks later found it in my car rubbish compartment drivers window. In my wallet now to show ML as a memento-

Note - it was used but empty - resorted to HJ on this occasion