This Punter goes to a brothel. Picks the WL and make their way to the room. Once in bed, the WL asks the Punter what position and if he has any special requests.

The Punter replies, " yep missionary and I want you with your left hand to reach around and stick one finger in my arsehole and with your right hand stick one finger in my mouth.

The WL replies, "never had anyone request that before"

The Punter replies " I have never done it that way either but the last time I was here the WL stole my watch"