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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman123 View Post
    No. It was sent as a warning shot.
    Straight across the bow too….

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    Quote Originally Posted by uplatelately View Post

    My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
    It's worth remembering that Japanese women tend to use only very subtle perfumes. Koreans are usually the same.

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    Whatever it is, if a girl wore Chloe perfume, that's it I'm dead. I will turn into beastmode and fuck her with so much passion! Something about that perfume just does it for me... I think I can cream just from smelling it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Whatever it is, if a girl wore Chloe perfume, that's it I'm dead. I will turn into beastmode and fuck her with so much passion! Something about that perfume just does it for me... I think I can cream just from smelling it!
    Guerlain Champs-Élysées does it for me like that.... I remember when I first smelled it too - it was worn by a plasmapheresis nurse at the Red Cross in Brisbane, when I used to donate plasma every 2 or 3 weeks.... smelled great.... after a few times I had to ask her what it was... made her day I think (I was only about 21-22 at the time... )

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    Guerlain Champs-Élysées does it for me like that.... I remember when I first smelled it too - it was worn by a plasmapheresis nurse at the Red Cross in Brisbane, when I used to donate plasma every 2 or 3 weeks.... smelled great.... after a few times I had to ask her what it was... made her day I think (I was only about 21-22 at the time... )
    Is the perfume the reason you kept donating blood? Were you turning up twice a day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by uplatelately View Post
    My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck.
    You smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
    It's also a reminder how suspicious women wait for you to make an easy mistake

    1)At the start of every punt, always hang up your shirt and singlet on the room door inside before you hug or kiss a lady, so your shirt stays perfume free

    2)At the end of every punt, hug and kiss the lady before, not after, your shower
    On the way out just kiss her cheek and hold her hand, then wash both before you leave

    Your partner, remember, is waiting for you to forget these steps

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    Quote Originally Posted by frisson View Post
    Is the perfume the reason you kept donating blood? Were you turning up twice a day?
    No... it was purely an altruistic gesture. From memory she was pretty old at the time... I suppose she was 35! :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by frisson View Post
    It's also a reminder how suspicious women wait for you to make an easy mistake

    1)At the start of every punt, always hang up your shirt and singlet on the room door inside before you hug or kiss a lady, so your shirt stays perfume free

    2)At the end of every punt, hug and kiss the lady before, not after, your shower
    On the way out just kiss her cheek and hold her hand, then wash both before you leave

    Your partner, remember, is waiting for you to forget these steps
    The girl I see doesn't seem to wear any, probably a good thing from the above perspective.... but I love a nice smelling girl! Maybe I should buy her some Guerlain..... I'd take the risk for that smell again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    The girl I see doesn't seem to wear any, probably a good thing from the above perspective.... but I love a nice smelling girl! Maybe I should buy her some Guerlain..... I'd take the risk for that smell again!
    Same here, I like good smelling skin!

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    Lunchtime sneak attack planned tomorrow.... need to get out of work on time, get home, then negotiate my way round wifey who will be working from home.... then back to work after! The things we do for these girls and our urges!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    Lunchtime sneak attack planned tomorrow.... need to get out of work on time, get home, then negotiate my way round wifey who will be working from home.... then back to work after! The things we do for these girls and our urges!
    Get home? What the hell for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Get home? What the hell for?
    That’s right. Why go home? Just tell her you got busy at work and don’t have time to go home

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    Quote Originally Posted by ditchtheboss View Post
    That’s right. Why go home? Just tell her you got busy at work and don’t have time to go home
    That would probably be more of a stretch.
    I always walk to work.... always... so this way I can keep the routine going, and one little fib related to a work routine I do sometimes, and I'm off.... it just so happens the days the wife is in the office are the days my WG has off, every fucking week!
    I'll duck home, she'll probably be in the study, I'll cook a little lunch, feed it to the dog and text her on the way out the door....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    That would probably be more of a stretch.
    I always walk to work.... always... so this way I can keep the routine going, and one little fib related to a work routine I do sometimes, and I'm off.... it just so happens the days the wife is in the office are the days my WG has off, every fucking week!
    I'll duck home, she'll probably be in the study, I'll cook a little lunch, feed it to the dog and text her on the way out the door....
    Whatever works mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    That would probably be more of a stretch.
    I always walk to work.... always... so this way I can keep the routine going, and one little fib related to a work routine I do sometimes, and I'm off.... it just so happens the days the wife is in the office are the days my WG has off, every fucking week!
    I'll duck home, she'll probably be in the study, I'll cook a little lunch, feed it to the dog and text her on the way out the door....
    Lol, ok, I guess you've done it many times before so you must know what you're doing.

    Interesting point about your WG being always off when your wife has an office day. You don't suppose your WG has a part time office job and they actually work at the same place, do you?? Lol...

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    going to the gym when they’ve never broken a sweat in their life, it might sound alarm bells. Similarly, if they’ve been working late every night for the past few months then you might get suspicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Lol, ok, I guess you've done it many times before so you must know what you're doing.

    Interesting point about your WG being always off when your wife has an office day. You don't suppose your WG has a part time office job and they actually work at the same place, do you?? Lol...
    I've never punted in my lunchbreak before, have while wife was at home working though.... it isn't really any different. She'll know I won't be able to return calls/texts either while 'out'....
    and... I doubt it!

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    Touchdown... preparing to initiate extraction procedure! Anxiety is high!

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    Remind her of your commitment to the relationship and your desire to make her feel loved and secure. Ask if there are any specific actions or behaviors you can change or improve to make her feel more secure in the relationship.

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    No sweat! Even got home to not find my bags packed on the verandah....
    Punting cash and soap - restowed.

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