Quote Originally Posted by frisson View Post
It's also a reminder how suspicious women wait for you to make an easy mistake

1)At the start of every punt, always hang up your shirt and singlet on the room door inside before you hug or kiss a lady, so your shirt stays perfume free

2)At the end of every punt, hug and kiss the lady before, not after, your shower
On the way out just kiss her cheek and hold her hand, then wash both before you leave

Your partner, remember, is waiting for you to forget these steps
The girl I see doesn't seem to wear any, probably a good thing from the above perspective.... but I love a nice smelling girl! Maybe I should buy her some Guerlain..... I'd take the risk for that smell again!