Quote Originally Posted by faketitslover View Post
Was about to book in for a visit to SBM tonight but by the time i got my shit together i wouldn't have made the closing time.

Would CBD Style Massage 360 be another option?

Prices are $210 for one hour so would that include 'massage' and then NHJ?

So nervous about pulling the trigger on the first time!
You can read all you want about how to ride a bike. Watch all sorts of youtube videos. But there DOES come a time when you do have to climb on that bike and start peddling. What's the worst that can happen?
1. Fall off and skin your knee (lesson learned - do not f*ck on a carpet, can you say rug burns?)
2. Fall off and break your arm (those massage tables can be narrow, so if you have a twin bed, think smaller. Best upstairs/downstairs rather than single story duplex).
3. Fall off and break your neck (well then, going to an MP/brothel nervousness seems rather silly to your current situation)
4. Hit by a bus - yep, that can happen anywhere, anytime so no one needs to know your destination - unless you have google maps with destination in your hand.
5. Caught on Google Street View photo leaving (if entering, it's only your back) the shop. Then pretty much you're forever screwed. But it automatically removes you from the requirement to post an AR...