Quote Originally Posted by The Sampler View Post
First time with at a new shop chatting up the mamasan who was giving me a massage.

She had all these massage certificates on the wall and i asked about them and how do they teach the class.

She told me her instructor is gay, and i was like huh?she loudly repeated i said hes GAY, like this! and proceeded to shove a finger in my bum hole.
It was quite sudden and she quickly pulled out, tapped my butt a few times and continued the massage around that region.

It was an unexpected TT kind of? i dunno
TT... did she make you cry or something?