My best friends wife is a born again Christian, and we do not get along well at all.
The other day she called me up to yell at me because he called her a bad word.
"Did he call you a bitch?" I asked her.
"No Asiafever, he did not use the b word!"
"Uh-oh.... Did he call you a cunt?" I asked.
"No!"
"Well then he didn't hear it from me..."