I think most guys are going to pump
Pussy and not write a review. A review takes time.
In the meantime they’re pumping more Pussy.

Besides…

Who wants to write a review? It could get shot down for being fake or questioned.

First it was you’ve gotta write a review to be kosher. Then it’s “he’s writing too many good reviews”.

Another thing…

Some people enjoy life and see everything through rose coloured glasses. A punt is a wonderful thing. Other people complain about the price of a litre of milk at the local shop. That’s their nature.

Who’s review is the correct one?