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Believe it or not, no one cares about your actual physical dick except you and maybe the people who can make their income from it.
Why is JohnJones so childish? Small dick need to grow up
Come I show you how to enjoy life
Don't be a sad person on this forum complaining





I don’t care about my dick either as it’s become so large now it’s developed its own mind, so now it thinks for itself. It’s got a warning light on top just like the BIG cranes.
The council said it could pose a flight hazard when erect hence the light, so I had to put a DA in and get it its own post code for deliveries.
Having a big one is not all fun and games!
Btw I’m not the one controlling my destiny, it is!
Hollywood rang me up and want to do the next King Kong sequel on my penis. They said since I already have it cleared with air traffic control it’d be easy to do a film shoot with planes flying around it and a gorilla hanging off the top.
I’m a bit concerned about fleas though.
Quite scary really.
Reggie you have things really easy, you only have to micro manage your lil bro…



I feel like dick measuring contests are very 80s. And another sign of deep seated insecurity.
Did your mother not breastfeed you?
This would be so much more fun if you were actually funny.
I really only come here to check the rosters and break some balls but I'm not punting atm so 522 posts seems like a good time to take a hiatus and maybe check later to see if your humour has developed. Unlikely at your age I know but I try to keep an open mind.

Damn, just got back into the scene, what did i miss
Popcorn timeee
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The breast feeding bit isn’t even a joke. Was it meant to be?
So you come here to break some balls? Whose? I still have mine…
Now you’re pulling the pin. Who am I going to taunt now?
Amateurs.
Reginald you’ve let me down!
Do you suffer from premature ejaculaion?
It’s like you’ve left before the fun starts!!!
















