Quote Originally Posted by andrewv View Post
Make sure you do a massive cleanup before your wife comes back.

A former partner found one long hair at the bottom of the bathroom basin curled by the edge — invisible to most cleaners.

Also, smell of perfume on bed sheets and towels.

Also, the odd earrings that may fall behind a couch….

Be very careful.? I’m writing from experience 😢
Bummer, sorry to hear that mate.
I often have work clients and visitors in my house so i don’t worry too much about traces. Not messing around in main bedroom/ensuite, hard to explain any hair/earrings in there. But everywhere else should be just fine.