Confessions of a Soyboy

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I didn't consider myself sexually experienced either (and still don't) which is why I took up punting in the first place. I considered it like training because no one wants to be inexperienced in bed, plus the money you spend taking someone out on a nice date or multiple nice dates isn't guaranteed to lead to action and I bet it'll cost about the same if not more than what it costs for a punting session. At least you know that the WL is likely to be experienced and show you a good time (assuming you didn't pick a dud).

Anyway, I also treated it as a way to learn to become relaxed when you need to do the deed...

Funny quick story related to punting for learning: I keep a spreadsheet of my expenses to make sure budgeting appropriately and I'm never in the red for a given month. So my spreadsheet has a "Category" column to summarise where my expenses are coming from, so when I added my first punt damage I was like "hmmm, is this 'Leisure' or 'Self development'?". And in the end I was like "yeah, this is self development fo sho". Funny how we justify these things in my minds 😆

1. Don't consume alcohol and punt (or caffeine).
Whiskey dick is a thing and as a result the computer ain't computing.

You know, a great side effect of me mentally committing to the hobby of punting is now I'm much more serious about having healthy habits to makes sure my biology is in good shape for the punts. Now I'm keen to hit the gym, eat healthy and even picked up doing Zone 2 cardio everyday to improve my circulatory system and blood flow. Crazy what women can do for the motivation of the male brain.

2. Deciding whether to punt book a punt or not.
I've learnt that if I have doubts about whether to book a session or not then I shouldn't, that's it.

One part I left out of my first writeup was I when I was sitting at Hyde Park cos I got the Museum Station early, I started to freak out a little bit when the booking time was nearing. Like "holy fuck, what am I doing", "why the hell did I think this is a good idea", "wtf is going to happen?" and just random ridiculous thoughts. But I reminded myself why I was doing this, and how awesome it's gonna be when I come to the other side (not necessarily today) a transformed person who's more confident embodying their sexual being. It's probably gonna take some time, so I will be patient with it and trust the process.

3. The WL you pick...
4. Managing expectations...

Yeah for sure, my first handful of punts I'm probably gonna pick women with "experienced" or "PSE" in their descriptions who can take the lead a bit. At least while I'm building up my confidence and comfort levels.
But man, I'm also looking at the profiles of the J girls with "inexperienced innocent high school type" in their descriptions. and fuck they are sooooooo cute 😭. I really want to try these types of girls at some point, but not yet to save myself the possibility of mutual awkwardness.

Welcome to the world of punting. I hope you enjoy your stay. Please be aware of your belongings, especially how much is in your wallet because it could disappear very quickly...

Sage advice all around brother. Definitely will be carefully watching my pineapple harvest, making sure not to consume more than I can replenish.