Quote Originally Posted by andrewv View Post
There was an Iranian girl on seeking.com a couple of years ago. Believe it or not, she admitted to being married. She carried a secret SIM card in her handbag and inserted it a few times a day in her phone to check her messages with sugar daddies. She was a bit overweight and had large tattoos on her back. Totally useless in bed.
Your soulmate perhaps?