Girls of Newtown (thread revival)

[Escort]

Who knows where ella go?
Thx.

[Escort]

somewhere people is willing to pay $200 to fuck her brains out.

why not!

Btw, not only $200

[alot]

why not!

Btw, not only $200

wow,she really that much!

Sound u like her very much!

haha,every one taste different!

If I find out what happen to her,I will pm u.

[massagecriticaus]

MLs simply play on man know some like the hard to get ones. But really those days are gone. Now the MLs are smarter but so as the punters. I had seen so many of such got a few guys to chuck out the big dollar but don't last, especially if u can only stay in Australia for only a short time. I recently talk to an ex ML who wants to come back and keep working in massage. My suggestion to her is your are few years too late. You want PR u got a better chance finding a real boy friend, u want to make the big money, let go and do FS or outcall. It's mean but in my opinion the truth.

I can't agree more

[Steven Seagal]

G’day folks,

Newtown Chinese Massage
501 King Street
Newtown
Phone: 9557 1830

This is a review of Emily.

I must say that this joint has gone downhill since I was last here about 6 months ago. As has been pointed out, long gone are the days with great ladies and service such as Daisy, JoJo, Nana, SaSa and even little Annie. Yep, those days are over and the place may never return to its former glory.

Things are even worse when Miko is not around. She runs a tight ship and she was not here today. It appears she works a bit in Liverpool now.

So, when I arrived I was confronted by a relatively young, ok English speaking chubbster. She had all the customer service of a brick and I am sure was voted by her graduating class at high school ‘Girl Most Likely to Achieve Total Anonymity’. In this regard she has been successful.

I asked who was available and she led me to a massage room and said ‘I will show you”. What she showed me was one Ml and her name was Emily. Don’t get me wrong, she looked hot and I wasn’t about to knock her back. I paid my $50 for the hour and undressed while she went to get my change. When she returned she gave my butt and sensual swipe and I thought “Oh boy Steven, you’ve fallen into a good setup here”. I hadn’t.

Life consists of both positive and negatives and such was the case in this scenario.

Good:

Says she is 22 and looks it.
Very pretty face.
Kissable lips that I kissed.
Nice body with firm B+/C- cups.

Bad:

Knows absolutely nothing at all about a massage.
Tried to charge me $50 extra for a handjob!!
Didn’t even wipe my carcass with hot towels at the end.
Limited extras and expensive.
Trimmed my 60 min to 45.

The massage was hopeless. Her hands felt like sandpaper and she used so little oil I thought there must have been a strike at the oil factory and supplies had dried up. (Sorry, bad metaphor as water, not oil, dries up.)

She spent 80% of the time on my neck and if it wasn’t a problem before she got her mitts on it, it is probably trouble for me now. At one stage she said “I don’t know how to massage” and said this with all the conviction of someone revealing the code for the Rosetta Stone. I am thinking “The good news I it can’t get any worse.”

BUT

At rollover time the following conversation ensued:

Emily” Handjob?
Steven: Sure.
Emily: $50.
Steven: I will have to talk to my nephew Farquar.
Emily: Why?
Steven” Because if he agrees with that price I’ll get a new nephew

Anyway, or anyways if you’re a Philistine, I negotiated a nude hj.

She is a looker folks, but it’s all packaging and little satisfaction. I did enjoy kissing her lips, but I could and should have done the handjob myself.

She left the room and I thought it was to get hot towels, but I heard the toilet flush and it appears her break was merely to pee-pee. When she returned she announced the time was up.

Oh well, that’s the way it goes folks. Today is just one of those days in the life of Seagal. I bought one of those jumbo Allen’s Party Mix bags and I swear there is no mix, but a bunch of those banana shaped things that I hate.

BUT

The contents of the Party Mix is an appropriate element in living and writing on this punt.

Will I see sweet lips Emily again.

Duh! No.

I shall return friends,

Until that time . . .until that time.

Steven

[Irene638]

G’day folks,

Newtown Chinese Massage
501 King Street
Newtown
Phone: 9557 1830

This is a review of Emily.

I must say that this joint has gone downhill since I was last here about 6 months ago. As has been pointed out, long gone are the days with great ladies and service such as Daisy, JoJo, Nana, SaSa and even little Annie. Yep, those days are over and the place may never return to its former glory.

Things are even worse when Miko is not around. She runs a tight ship and she was not here today. It appears she works a bit in Liverpool now.

So, when I arrived I was confronted by a relatively young, ok English speaking chubbster. She had all the customer service of a brick and I am sure was voted by her graduating class at high school ‘Girl Most Likely to Achieve Total Anonymity’. In this regard she has been successful.

I asked who was available and she led me to a massage room and said ‘I will show you”. What she showed me was one Ml and her name was Emily. Don’t get me wrong, she looked hot and I wasn’t about to knock her back. I paid my $50 for the hour and undressed while she went to get my change. When she returned she gave my butt and sensual swipe and I thought “Oh boy Steven, you’ve fallen into a good setup here”. I hadn’t.

Life consists of both positive and negatives and such was the case in this scenario.

Good:

Says she is 22 and looks it.
Very pretty face.
Kissable lips that I kissed.
Nice body with firm B+/C- cups.

Bad:

Knows absolutely nothing at all about a massage.
Tried to charge me $50 extra for a handjob!!
Didn’t even wipe my carcass with hot towels at the end.
Limited extras and expensive.
Trimmed my 60 min to 45.

The massage was hopeless. Her hands felt like sandpaper and she used so little oil I thought there must have been a strike at the oil factory and supplies had dried up. (Sorry, bad metaphor as water, not oil, dries up.)

She spent 80% of the time on my neck and if it wasn’t a problem before she got her mitts on it, it is probably trouble for me now. At one stage she said “I don’t know how to massage” and said this with all the conviction of someone revealing the code for the Rosetta Stone. I am thinking “The good news I it can’t get any worse.”

BUT

At rollover time the following conversation ensued:

Emily” Handjob?
Steven: Sure.
Emily: $50.
Steven: I will have to talk to my nephew Farquar.
Emily: Why?
Steven” Because if he agrees with that price I’ll get a new nephew

Anyway, or anyways if you’re a Philistine, I negotiated a nude hj.

She is a looker folks, but it’s all packaging and little satisfaction. I did enjoy kissing her lips, but I could and should have done the handjob myself.

She left the room and I thought it was to get hot towels, but I heard the toilet flush and it appears her break was merely to pee-pee. When she returned she announced the time was up.

Oh well, that’s the way it goes folks. Today is just one of those days in the life of Seagal. I bought one of those jumbo Allen’s Party Mix bags and I swear there is no mix, but a bunch of those banana shaped things that I hate.

BUT

The contents of the Party Mix is an appropriate element in living and writing on this punt.

Will I see sweet lips Emily again.

Duh! No.

I shall return friends,

Until that time . . .until that time.

Steven

Hi Bro Steven,

I always love your After report style.

I total agreed with you about this shop, I haven't visit for the last 4 months (a session with the lovely Linda). I like her a lot, but in my opinion, other shop provided better service and has better looking girl.

It is a bit sad to see the quality of the ML gone downhill badly, as this shop used to be my fav shop.

Cheers.

[Beancounter]

I tried Vicky recently and I agree with Lonely Heart. Her massage was good and provides good service. I still prefer Jackie though..

[Travelmate]

I tried Vicky recently and I agree with Lonely Heart. Her massage was good and provides good service. I still prefer Jackie though..

jackie is younger and can be wild.
vicky more mechanical
my view only...

[Irene638]

jackie is younger and can be wild.
vicky more mechanical
my view only...

Bro Mate,

How is Jackie massage skill?

Cheers

[ics]

Jackie has reasonably good massage skill.

[ics]

Vicky is very mechanical, but she does almost everything.

[Steven Seagal]

Well brothers, Seagal will try both Jacky and Vicky when I can and will report back to you.

Thanks for the information.

Steven

[Travelmate]

Try a new gal call Amy this week. Forgotten which day, call and double check.

Nice and slim HK lady. So So massage but can go home run for $50. Not bad but not spectacular either.

Hmm....wonder if they have any other new blood lately.

Hi Lonely Heart Brother, try SUKI ... please!

[Travelmate]

The tall slim mid age Suki?? Try her long time ago already. Best massage I had for a long time and services also ok.

But I think she is not on newtown roaster for now.....

should be back in 2 weeks.. heehee

[vagibite]

i've tried vicky bfore..good massage and backwalk plus generous extra..had a good GFE..need advise on other comparable/better milf cos they said emily and suki are no longer with them..thanks

[massagecriticaus]

Not sure why there are so much talk down lately on this shop
Call and a few names ring the bell young and tasty:
Linda icy Yoko Tina ruby

There is new girl Mimi claim to be jap mix LOL
MILFs Julia and Jenny....heard Julia is fun any comments

[World citizen]

Who is the prettiest/youngest girl in this shop at the moment? Does ella still work?

[Gman77]

I had a massage with Mimi today and was fantastic ! This is the same Mimi from the Stanmore parra road place

[AHLUNGOR]

I had a massage with Mimi today and was fantastic ! This is the same Mimi from the Stanmore parra road place

Hi Gman.

Are you asking the question or you are telling us this is the same Mimi?

Well, whichever way I can tell you this is Not the same lady

Cheers

[Gman77]

I cannot say for sure because I have not seen the Mimi at Stanmore, all I can say is the Mimi I saw at 501 said she also works at Stanmore shop, her massage was excellent, nice big tits, older lady but still looking good. Said it was her first day at 501, helping out, will be working Saturdays and Tuesdays