Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
Next thing you know blokes will be too ashamed/embarrassed to enter a brothel or RnT via the front entrance.
I use the chimney myself...

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Blitzen!"

As I step inside, it does feel like Christmas - "I have a present for you, young lady"... Unfortunately, bag is not over my shoulder but around my waist...