Quote Originally Posted by bistro View Post
Hide it in the place where wife will never go in a billion years bro... in the car, under the driver seat.... you can take out the condom out of the box, put it in something else less revealing if you want to be extra cautious...
Never underestimate a partner. When they suspect something, expect they'll be looking for evidence with a fine tooth comb. Generally they'll be pretty good at acting normal too.