Quote Originally Posted by bistro View Post
Hide it in the place where wife will never go in a billion years bro... in the car, under the driver seat.... you can take out the condom out of the box, put it in something else less revealing if you want to be extra cautious...
Much safer to waste a few dollars by throwing away the unused condoms and just buy a new pack each time. The money you save by hiding is not worth the small risk of the wife finding them by accident. Never underestimate accidental discoveries by wives.

Mate of mine rushed to work one morning and forgot his Apple watch. Somehow the wife managed to get into it and discover all his secrets. An expensive divorce is underway.

Never, ever try to save money by keeping unused condoms....