My mate had been bugging me to take him out for a punt and we took the opportunity when he had the chance.

His wife then decides to call him in the middle of a private session and of course decided to ignore it.
A few more missed calls and his phone started going off. Find my phone app- she knew exactly where we were!
It’s a rookie mistake on his part and he started going in panic mode.

On the way home, his phone was still going off as he tried to come up with an elaborate cover story.

Long story short, I got a call from his missus the following morning saying he’s in the doghouse and asked whose idea was it. I can’t remember exactly what I said but at the end of it all, she ended up apologising to me and my mate!

Since getting away with it, he’s been eager to go again. I think I have a solution for tracking apps.

As for the perfume, a drop of petrol goes a long way