Tells for when to bail:

  • If a PRC refers to you as a capitalist lackey
  • If a Korean is wearing a Kim Jong Un lapel pin
  • If a Japanese is wearing a Unit 731 insignia
  • If an Indian refers to you as an exploitive colonialist
  • If a Malay refers to you as an infidel dog
  • If a Cambodian is wearing a Pol Pot lapel pin
  • If a HongKonger makes disparaging remarks about your umbrella
  • If a Thai mentions "feeding the ducks"
  • If a Viet starts screaming, "You die, GI, you die"

Grab your boots and run like hell.