Originally Posted by
Mybadwilly22
Alright, Zigman, I’m feelin’ like rappin’ this response Eminem - Stan style today, ‘cause mate, you’re about to write yourself into the next AUS99 thriller.
Dear Zig, I know you’re feelin’ big, thinkin’ you’re her guy,
But that “one last visit” vibe, mate? I think it’s time to say goodbye.
She’s out here saying you’re crossing a line,
And yet you’re in this thread like, “She’ll change her mind.”
Mate, it’s the start of a stalker show, can’t you see the signs?
She’s sayin’ “don’t come back” — that’s clear as daylight shines.
All the brothers here telling you it’s time to move on,
Before your “one last chat” becomes your court-ordered bond.
Look, Spectra and cumquat already broke it down real clean,
You’re caught up in a fantasy, know what I mean?
Think she’s “playing hard to get”? Nah, son, she’s uneasy,
You’re sittin’ here stewin’ when she’s askin’ you nicely.
In Stan, it starts with letters and ends in disaster,
But here you’ve got brothers saying “move on faster.”
So why double down, mate? Just walk away,
Before your name and “creepy” get linked in the same day.
11Bravo nailed it, he’s droppin’ truth bombs right here,
She doesn’t want you back, and it’s crystal clear.
And, like Stan, if you don’t take the hint,
You’ll go from “just a punter” to full-on nightmare stint.
So please, mate, take a step back and think,
It’s one shop in the city, just one lady in the sink.
Heaps more fish in the sea, so drop this “one last goodbye,”
Before “just one visit” ends up in a jail cell nearby.
