Quote Originally Posted by Dangerdude View Post
Honest question.
How does one prepare for a prostate massage up the bum? I'm curious to try but haunted by the thought of the ML finding a smelly surprise down there. Any tips on how to prepare?

Lol
Fasting for at least 24 hours.
3 l of GoLytely until the stuff comes out clear the evening before.
After that there won't be any embarrassing surprises and as an added bonus you could schedule a colonoscopy the same day before or after...