Not that I'm a stalker, but had noticed your absence. As always, great intel. Welcome back.

As for translations, I have 2 aces: 1 a google translation of "You can suck without a condom. Cum in your mouth" in Mandarin. The other is a photo from long ago of a provider who provided said service for me and was great enough to show her accomplishments for the camera by drooling the finished product into a tissue held below her rack (swallowing so anti-climatic IMO). Not that I'd be reaching for my mobile during, but certainly helps in setting the script so that we're all on the same page at the intro...


My first SYD punt:
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Back to the room. I QUICKLY found out what type of shop it was (really no doubt) when she asked if I was there for "massage or relaxation" (or some form of the word relax). I replied both, first a GOOD massage (members are now falling off their chairs laughing), then some relaxation, 50/50. I had paranoidly translated "Can you suck, no condom, ejaculate in mouth, spit" into Mandarin, and taken a screen shot. Showed it to her, she parsed it, nodded her head yes. To be sure, and she did speak English (with a large accent), I asked again in English. Again nod yes. Now, for the curtain call spec: not spit, but a nice drool into the tissue (swallowing, IMHO, is so anticlimactic). I had a photo from another PRC decades ago who had done that unsolicited, the tissue held below her rack, a nice silvery stream from her mouth falling towards the tissue, a large blob at the far end. A picture being worth a 1000 words, I showed her the picture, again she nodded. Great. I asked how much, she quoted 150. Yea, that was NOT going to happen.