My ex-girlfriend had this really hot friend. I always noticed her, but obviously she was off limits while we were going out.

About 3 months after breaking up, one day I decide to go in for a massage. Imagine my shock when the same girl walks into my room. I immediately try to hide my recognition of her. She must have recognised me too, because her eyes widen like a deer in the headlights, and she immediately breaks eye contact.

"Have we met before?" she asks, looking anywhere but towards me.

I think on my feet. "No way. I've never been here before."

"Are you sure?" Now she is looking at me closely.

Fuck. She must know.

"I'd definitely remember if I met a girl like you before," I reply.

I swear she rolls her eyes, but then she smiles and puts down her towels and ointments.

I realised that both of us knew, but we were pretending not to. A short time later, we were going at it like rabbits on the massage table. An epic punt.