



Hahaha the fart one got me. He should have done a revenge fart.
I could relate to the irish one, I ave a regular who would constantly aim for my face during HJ. I would always dodge, but she would gather it with her hand, and pretend to smear it to my face. Goodtimes










True haha I have a regular, she never fail to say “I’m cumming” within the 10 mins mark, meaning she hope for me to finish within 5 mins after she say that. I want to ask her for real but it’s part of her act so I just play along. Maybe next time she say that I should pull out and finger her like the Jap AV to see if she squirts lol.






---No matter how you look at it, punting is a lot cheaper than divorce.---











I stumbled across an X post








Ok I’ll post it later tonight when I have time






ADHDだから、客を寝かせるために、無印のおやすみブレンドを枕に撒いて、ホットカーペットは人肌くらい に調節して、時短のために湯船にぶち込んで、とかそんな丁寧なことできない。無印のおやすみブレンドを買っ たはいいけどだいたい出勤の時に持って行くの忘れる。持っていっても振りかけるの忘れる





Chicks have been spraying and sprinkling sleep/slumber inducers on pillows since the fucken dawn of time shit like bergamot, vetiver, lavender, cardamom, chamomile, frankincense, and sandalwood work like a treat and the other good sleep inducer is obviously sex.





Who wants to sleep when you’re paying $300 per hour for sex?



She trades her mental anguish for the $5k take home per week she states as making.


