Quote Originally Posted by forgotmyumbrella View Post
Tell you what... one time I was waiting in the room for 15 minutes and when the girl finally rocked up, she smelled like literal shit. Straight away I knew she must've just done anal with the bloke right before me. Absolutely killed my boner
Had a similar experience recently, though not as bad. She just smelled like sex... clearly didn't clean up properly. Let's just say I didn't even bother with kissing. Straight to penetration it is. Hard pound only, get my money's worth. Don't blame me.