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“I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
You have a list?
That reminds me about an older (50+) massage lady that I used to see on the reg. She gave great head, amoung other things. While she is in the middle of it, I have probably said on one or two occasions "Oh God, I think I love you".
She used to absolutely love when I went down on her.
This one time while I was eating it, I could feel her body building up. She tightened her stomach muscles, lifted her head to look down at me and made eye contact as I looked up at her. Then as she was in the middle of an orgasm, she blurts out "Oh babe, I love you"..... Then it was right there that she stopped, gave me a shocked look, realised what she said and then looked embarrassed. She got up, cleaned the table and finished up.
Later on I found out that she is married and the husband only thinks she is giving a H/E at most. I haven't been back since then.
They very rarely admit to having a partner, they even tend to go a bit quiet when you ask. Then they get their gear off and you see their baby belly and just know that they have a kid or two. Some guys get turned off by this. Not me, it let's me know that i am getting my money's worth by fucking someone else's lady.
Yeah I know what you mean. A couple at Toukley way have an agreement where she gets to play as long as you pay him on arrival. It's a turn on when you give him the cash and he goes to Bunnings so you can slam his wife for an hour. They don't advertise at the moment but if they relist I'm back for round 4. Such a mind fuck first time but like old friends on repeat visits.