So what you’re saying is they’re gold diggers who are using an app to find a man who will pay for everything.

What’s new?

Better off punting by the hour and on average it’s only costing you…$300 per hour.


Every day I see gold diggers around me and in fact four of my mates are stupid enough to be sucked in by vampire like money hungry Caucasian women. These middle aged men are too lovestruck and deserve to be fucked over and taught a valuable but expensive lesson anyway.

My respect for these fellow “bros” diminishes more and more as I witness their simpification by these black hearted bitches.

The only saving grace is that one day with luck they’ll see the light 💡