A friendly note to Pattington.
I love detail in a review.

The sexual content about how big a stud you are, is more for you than the reader.
Remember these are professional ladies who are gonna do the same shit 10 times a day.
There is a lot of acting and if you need to write about how sexually proficient you are, keep a journal.

Keep the reviews coming, but maybe edit to avoid multiple instances of repetition and keep the reader in mind when talking about sexual content. Sometimes less is more.