C'mon ladies and gents, please share corny pick up lines you've heard or used so we can all have a chuckle 

My contributions:
There is this guy that always seems to be at one bar or another wearing the same tshirt. His way or picking up or getting attention is to ahow you a picture of him with Miranda Kerr. I don't get it...someone told me this same guy also has a picture with the newly wed Jen Hawkins.

Waiting at the bar to order a guy starts a conversation, asks me if i want a drink then proceeds to obviously open his wallet flashing a decent wad of cash...i was surprised he managed to fold his wallet up!

Line i remember using during a conversation..."i do enjoy stroking your.....ego" 