Yeah sorry to hear that she wasnt up to what you had hoped for. Whilst i did enjoy my 2 goes with her, i appreciate your comments about the fake cumming, starfishing when your not ready to cum, kinda rushing the whole FS part in general. Disappointing...these shops/ladies forget how important it is to maintain consistancy with/and good service..especially when charging above other places. I never felt the shower area or the room in general to be too dark or grubby though imo..at least compared to other places ive seen. But maybe you got a unlucky day to visit and a distracted suzie.I also didnt find the table too bad nor the bed, but it is low...everyone will have a different opinion on those details though of course. Great detailed and honest review though, its good to have some from both sides for all these places as krusty said...gotta keep them honest