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[ConcernedCitizenX3]

You’ve found a few unicorns?
Can you explain

Especially in Jesmond, the women working out of hotels and apartments are usually a lot older and less attractive than they advertise. However very rarely I meet an escort who is both enthusiastic and pretty - which is why I call them "unicorns".
Most recently I met a woman at 131 Beaumont street in Hamilton named Bella who was one of these mythical women I met by chance last year.

It was under similar circumstances to the first time too. I'd made a booking with a woman who looked a lot different when I arrived and was about to leave when she told me she had a friend. There was something about her friend's face that felt familiar (she has a slight resemblance to a former gravure model) so I stayed. Anybody here who has met Bella before will recognize her service - she is very playful and likes to roleplay as a lovey-dovey girlfriend asking how many kids you want and telling you how handsome you are and how much she loves you. Unfortunately I only got her name. I didn't think to get her contact number - I don't know if she's still in Newcastle but she said she comes to Hamilton at least once a year.

I've even had some pleasant experiences in Jesmond. I met a woman at 13 blue gum road who was really good - I tried her number a few days later and she said she was at a massage parlour in Beresfield. I'm also pretty sure one of the girls at Mayfield Massage was working at 189 Newcastle road for a little while too - she gave me a business card and said her sister works there when we were finished. I think it was Emma. Abby in Wallsend was also advertising as an independent escort although she was a masseuse as well.

[Turing]

Went in there, was up sold 2 girls, half an hour, $250, no condom blowjob

There was a taller one, plain looking and a very attractive lady, I would guess 35 year old, no English.

The moment we stared, the taller one tried putting a condom on, had to remind her of what they'd sold me on.

The taller one blew me while I was standing up, while the prettier one stood behind me played with my balls and whispered things in my ear. Then they swapped.

Then smashed both on the massage table missionary.

In the middle of this, someone came through the front door looking for a massage was amazing to see the amount of time between gagging on my dick to answering a sales enquiry then back to it again. Just slipped a little black dress on with no underwear on

[SadDonkey]

Hey all,

1 - does anyone know of a place / ML that does excellent prostate massage? Not just any old finger in the ass but actually knows what they are up to in order to get that insane orgasm?

2 - also does anyone know a place where you can go and they just edge you for the 30mins rather than trying to get you off immediately?

[IXOM]

Sounds like a good time and good value for only $150 mate!

Wasn't there a review of this girl a while black saying she didn't give that bloke FS? She mustn't have been keen on him LMAO

Yeah there was, I remember reading the same but I always wanted to try Sofia. I think shes well rested now back then not so much maybe a little jaded at that time.

[Fourbrows]

Sorry for the late reply, i have been away. Are you talking about E-Wah? She runs the place. If it is her, she is a lot closer to 60.

Nice review as usual.

Honestly, that name doesn't sound too far off, so maybe. And it is very dark in there, so if I mistook a 60 year old for a 40 year old, props to her make-up skills. But those tits were youthful looking at least.

[Joe1956]

That time of the year and everything should be getting back to normal next few weeks.
So what was your top 3 for 2025 guys?
I must admit I put Suzie right up there and it’s been a while since I’ve been elsewhere.
Time for some variety to kick the show off.

[Waxeater]

does anyone know a place where you can go and they just edge you for the 30mins rather than trying to get you off immediately?

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...dependent/Ess/ - Claims "edging handjobs (my specialty!)"
I did go and see her sometime late 2024, private residence in Wallsend. She only works school hours from memory.
Very friendly, but she is on the larger side. I wasn't into the session, felt a bit uncomfortable and she was not really my type, so 'edging' didn't really happen for me.
She used almost a full bottle of lube rubbing my soft cock until I managed to get it up enough for her to get me off.
I wouldn't have set it was a bad experience, just not my thing on the day.

[Waxeater]

The taller one blew me while I was standing up, while the prettier one stood behind me played with my balls and whispered things in my ear. Then they swapped.
Then smashed both on the massage table missionary.

Thanks for the review, might have to give this place a go.
Curious to know if the flow was interupted by a change of condom while 'smashing' them both?

[IXOM]

That time of the year and everything should be getting back to normal next few weeks.
So what was your top 3 for 2025 guys?
I must admit I put Suzie right up there and it’s been a while since I’ve been elsewhere.
Time for some variety to kick the show off.

Im with you, id say for me Susie’s place including helpers is number 1 for lake Mac/newcastle

1. Rose (Susie’s)
2. Susie specifically post her VN holiday she’s been good for me
3. Angel in JM Morisset

My best sessions for 2025 were at sunflowers in Gosford but for Newcastle there my top 3

[ConcernedCitizenX3]

I'm going to have to make an addendum to my last post about 26 William St, Jesmond. They do actually have some other women working at that address and I've been told the lazy escort is no longer there. Ramjet's question prompted me to see if I could find Bella again so I looked and found an ad I thought might be her. She isn't in Newcastle anymore but she did recommended a friend named YoYo.
Can you guess where her friend was working from?

I took a chance since I recognized the number and had already met her friend twice before albeit a long time ago. The price was $200 for 30 minutes and she was very attentive. She began by stroking my penis and licking my nipple to get me hard before putting a condom on. Next was a sensual blowjob; she took her time and was definitely paying attention to how I responded. After a bit of this she got on top and rode my dick with lots of moaning. We switched to doggy then finished with reverse cowgirl.

Yoyo is quite attractive with a pleasant face and a nice figure. She has medium sized breasts and a lovely round bottom. She reminds me of some of the younger women in the Thai massage shops. If you aren't bothered by the slightly higher price I recommend seeing her at least once. I don't think she has any active ads at the moment but you can easily find her by looking for Yoyo520.

[neveragain]

Great review mate, your DNA is all over this region

He definitely does a good AR and I've made a mental note to perhaps check her out when I'm back up in Newcastle soon.

Do you recall who it was that was only able to get a CBJ out of this 'Sofia' girl Krusty? Any ideas?

[neveragain]

I may be fat, ugly and can only get a fuck from meth heads, but i believe Old Mate Ramjet is the name you seek, we used to refer to him as the Hanbury Hunk..... before his ban.

No wait, he said he doesn't do cheap Chinese joints.

Ah, OK. I wonder why Sofia only did covered BJ with him but was happy for kissing, BBBJ and full service with IXOM?

[neveragain]

���� we going down the banned road again are we Krusty the clown �� not only funny but you’re also stupid. Fat and ugly lol at least your honest about that.

Ramjet mate is there a reason you can think of that Sofia only did covered BJ with you but was happy for kissing, BBBJ and full service with IXOM? Trying to work it out.

[neveragain]

I can’t even remember it but don’t 90% of girls only do CBJ?
Maybe you should get on your knees for Krusty seeing as you’ve already got your tongue stuck up his sphincter ��

Do you struggle with reading? I'm talking about what IXOM did with Sofia, not Krusty.

[pawzy85]

back on topic

Went to maitland massage clinic (sister shop to the little urban) late last week for a punt. i havent been there since mid 2025, so was keen to try it out. TLDR: was pretty good. 1h/$200 FS with honestly a really great strong massage. ML was slim with smaller boobs, english was great, and was chatty and fun.

first 30 was a great strong massage, back and front with a great foot massage. second 30 min was a great session of sucking and fucking. she was happy to alternate and do some light BBBJ and covered FS (i reckon we went through 4 condoms lol). she didnt say no to any requests, but i didnt really ask for too much as she was quite proactive is just doing the right things once we moved into part 2.

I dont know her name (im absolutely useless at asking for name, but honestly they usually tell me) however... she works there 5 days and there is only ever a backup girl 1-2 days a week from little urban. the backup girl was also quite good looking, but cant comment on anything else as i only saw her through the back. i also didnt know this, but they have a back entrance that has parking and is VERY quiet and hidden from public view... so if that's your thing, this place has by far the best rear entrance ive seen

[IXOM]

I can’t even remember it but don’t 90% of girls only do CBJ?
Maybe you should get on your knees for Krusty seeing as you’ve already got your tongue stuck up his sphincter

I’ll jump in here if that was the case I wouldn’t even bother going. Our experiences definitely differ here . I cant recall ever having CBJ I wouldn’t bother. I think I paid extras once and that was $20 to Jessica way back.

It literally says on the advert BBBJ , I hadn’t been for a while so confirmed with lucky before going any change in pricing its still all inclusive.

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...anburymassage/

I give cash to Lucy in front of the ladies on way in and that’s it.

[neveragain]

back on topic

Went to maitland massage clinic (sister shop to the little urban) late last week for a punt. i havent been there since mid 2025, so was keen to try it out. TLDR: was pretty good. 1h/$200 FS with honestly a really great strong massage. ML was slim with smaller boobs, english was great, and was chatty and fun.

first 30 was a great strong massage, back and front with a great foot massage. second 30 min was a great session of sucking and fucking. she was happy to alternate and do some light BBBJ and covered FS (i reckon we went through 4 condoms lol). she didnt say no to any requests, but i didnt really ask for too much as she was quite proactive is just doing the right things once we moved into part 2.

I dont know her name (im absolutely useless at asking for name, but honestly they usually tell me) however... she works there 5 days and there is only ever a backup girl 1-2 days a week from little urban. the backup girl was also quite good looking, but cant comment on anything else as i only saw her through the back. i also didnt know this, but they have a back entrance that has parking and is VERY quiet and hidden from public view... so if that's your thing, this place has by far the best rear entrance ive seen

Mate can we get things back on track please? This is a thread exclusively for hilarious arguing, not for good AR's.

All jokes aside - sounds like a fun one. Is there any other info about this lady we can use to work out her working name?

[penetrate88]

No mate, you only get banned from that place once, don't be greedy.



I can't work out if you are jealous that a fat, ugly guy with a crack pipe addiction can still get more pussy than you, or you are having a crack at me..... either way, No fucks given.

Come on mate, let's face facts, paying for pussy does not count 😂

[neveragain]

Come on mate, let's face facts, paying for pussy does not count ��

Looks like some people pay a certain amount and only get CBJ and some others pay that exact same amount but get kissing, BBBJ and FS. So even in this world there is still levels to the game it would seem.

[penetrate88]

Looks like some people pay a certain amount and only get CBJ and some others pay that exact same amount but get kissing, BBBJ and FS. So even in this world there is still levels to the game it would seem.

Ok mate, you keep telling yourself that 😂😂😂