Farting while receiving BBBJ

[Double_Adapter]

Nah mate, that's farting under the doona. What I'm referring to is the SBD fart.

Ahhh those ones...you need a steady diet of cabbage, baked beans, Brussel sprouts, hard boiled eggs, nuts and beer for that type of fart.

[kingwally]

You mean a Dutch oven ....they're the best type of farts

For best results with a Dutch oven scenario...pull the doona up tight so the poor girl cannot escape and then tickle her. She will have a lovely shade of green after that and will take some time to recover.

[fixatedperson]

Could have been worse, she could have been rimming you.

[madness123]

I thought i saw a girl with a brown beard running down the hallway

[Malort]

Bro I’m so paranoid about doing this. Have to make sure I don’t eat anything greasy or spicy the night before a punt.

[Vegopus]

Could have been worse, she could have been rimming you.

Exactly 💯
It's good to see all the clowns 🤡 come out.

[secret0]

Accidents happen.

If you break an item in a store, accidentally or not, you're expected to pay for it.
Sounds like you broke the girl...

[schloong]

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

[cplurt2]

I wonder if a wl would let you rip one while busting a nut....you think a pineapple would cover that?

[11Bravo]

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

[Themassageking]

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

[Rogerramjet123]

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

Hah, well that's a thing lol and just in case

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[secret0]

Exactly ��
It's good to see all the clowns �� come out.

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

[Hedonisticfun]

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

[IDOTHAT]

My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

I have had a similar experience—digusting and left, couldn't keep going.

[schloong]

Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

LMFAO!!!!......

[schloong]

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

And if you eat one does it taste funny? hehehe

[putsputs]

What if they fart during 69? Should I retaliate? Last one to pass out shall be deemed the winner?

[Massdebator]

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

Simple answer is yes definitely. Girls would share info on bad, weird, smelly customers.

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

[11Bravo]

Bold for emphasis

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

may? Every shop I've been in has had a break room for the providers. Even a 2 partition shop has a break room at the back. Might even be a curtain across an alcove. Have passed MANY on my way to the toilet (don't get old).