Month/Year of Visit: March 2026
Establishment: No 5 Marrickville
Contact: SMS
Rates: $300/1h
Services Provided: Half-hearted BBBJ, CIM
Age: Early to Mid 20's
Appearance: Girl next door.
Nationality: Japanese
Value for Money/Recommend: Nope


Don't want to be too harsh, but I've had a few punts, and have lost patience for shit ones.

Caveat- I'm pretty sure it was Debi, I was trying to decide between a couple of girls. I know that's not that helpful. Photos of 'her' in a red costume, but not on roster today. Although she said she was working every day for the month that she was here.

Management warned 'she's inexperienced'. Bullshit. She worked at a Soapland in Japan. She just had no enthusiasm.

Photos got the nationality right, but that's about it. Useless. If you have to put up fake photos, at least label them as 'representative'.

She came in, was distracted for a few minutes on phone, shower out of way.
No sexual connection. No kissing offered (had to request, and got 3 pecks). Didn't want nipples touched. Or breasts kissed (I had facial hair- she said it was too tickly- fair enough).

I didn't know it was actually possible for a blowjob to be crap. Turns out I must just be sheltered.

Despite the complete lack of connection, still managed to get halfway hard, and CIM. That part was ok, but mainly because it's been a while.

10min talking, very little English, but ok rapport, translate on phone.

Then start another BJ to gear up for sex.

Room buzzer goes off after 30s. 40min after she gets in the room. I left the room with 15min still on the clock.
Have only had that absence of service and shortchanging of time once before.
Waste of time and money.

Hadn't read any reviews of Debi, and TOFFT. Next time, will follow reviews, just to wash the taste of this crap punt away.

I'd read reports about No5 being shit, but sad to see the rumours are true.
Compared to Ginza (only been there once, but it was completely different experience).
Or Vitality Charm, where you book an hour, you get an hour, shower excluded from time, too.

Took me a while to work out how to actually post here, but I'll try and get a few more reviews up, now that I have.
Thanks to all the other bros for the valuable intel sharing.