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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY View Post
    Stop it or I'll post my photo and embarass all of you sissies.
    Clank squeak goes the tin man

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincase View Post
    There are already photos of me on several porn sites. If I was ashamed of how I look they wouldn’t be there and I feel no need to put my stats here for a forum that’s 99.99% male as I’m not here for male approval.

    Not wanting male approval - WTF? What percentage of the male population watch porn ? Lmfao

    P.s you might be surprised the number of a woman who login here

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcrawford View Post
    It's not about male approval, it's about credibility. Absolutely anyone can sign up to this forum and make claims.

    My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion.


    Quote Originally Posted by fted View Post
    You disguise it so well though.

    It’s a case of “tall poppy syndrome”, apparently if I say how I do things then it’s questioned here.

    Quote Originally Posted by massageangel View Post
    Not wanting male approval - WTF? What percentage of the male population watch porn ? Lmfao


    P.s you might be surprised the number of a woman who login here
    Men don’t interest me and I’m not here to compete. I freely admit there is always better and I’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches. He was selected by the producer for that reason which is understandable but I never saw him perform so I cannot say having that large a size mattered. A lot of the porn you see the guys aren’t that hard or consistent. Here we are talking punting not porn. A large part of porn is shot in small segments. So would they be good in a two hour punting session with multiple women? I doubt it. Go look at their bods, they’re not in that great a shape.

    Women might login but their contributions are unknown and I’m not talking about shop managers who bump threads or post rosters. I’ve been on this site for three? years and I’ve never seen one female member regularly post and what would they post about? If they stated they were female they’d get hounded by guys who don’t want to pay for sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincase View Post
    I freely admit there is always better and I’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches. He was selected by the producer for that reason which is understandable but I never saw him perform so I cannot say having that large a size mattered.
    This is hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincase View Post
    My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion.
    Pitiful. This guy is not banging anyone outside of the shops. All his writing on the forums can be filed under science fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincase View Post
    My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion
    Mate, every second post of yours is a flex! It’s a public forum, you can say what you want, but at least own up to it.

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    This thread has been derailed by the biggest simps on the forum.

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    He wants the credit of authority without the cost of responsibility — that’s not alpha, that’s amateur

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY View Post
    This thread has been derailed by the biggest simps on the forum.
    Don't think it was even on the rail in the first place. Just another pointless, throwaway thread going nowhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiredGoon View Post
    This is hilarious!

    It’s about my life and who else am I going to tell? A handful possibly half a dozen of my friends, the ones who cheat and punt. They can be trusted to zip it.

    Quote Originally Posted by tcrawford View Post
    Pitiful. This guy is not banging anyone outside of the shops. All his writing on the forums can be filed under science fiction.

    It’s fiction for you because you don’t live my life, so how would you know?

    Quote Originally Posted by johncitizen View Post
    Mate, every second post of yours is a flex! It’s a public forum, you can say what you want, but at least own up to it.

    I call it fact not a flex. If a guy tells you he has a car that does 300kph are you going to say it’s flexing? If he were to go on a car forum and say “I have a car that makes 800 rear wheel hp” is that a flex or a fact?

    It seems anyone that says anything that’s not the norm gets subjected to ridicule and scorn.

    Some of the tarts know what I drive. I’ve sent them videos of me driving and when I take them out they get to sit in the passenger seat and experience. Last comment was “it’s loud”. Now that’s a fact BUT if I were to mention specifics here it’d be called flexing.

    I’m only here to talk about my sex life, the women I date and punt. I’ve even tried punting at one of the cheapest places just to validate to a forum member that yes I’ll punt anywhere. Call it seeking acceptance or validation..

    I got a sore throat afterwards and I never kissed her…. Now that was weird. Oh and yes she took a pic of my dick, like others have done, just to show her friends, another fact not a flex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Don't think it was even on the rail in the first place. Just another pointless, throwaway thread going nowhere.
    It's essentially another window licker convention from the usual suspects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincase View Post
    I call it fact not a flex. If a guy tells you he has a car that does 300kph are you going to say it’s flexing? If he were to go on a car forum and say “I have a car that makes 800 rear wheel hp” is that a flex or a fact?

    It seems anyone that says anything that’s not the norm gets subjected to ridicule and scorn.

    Some of the tarts know what I drive. I’ve sent them videos of me driving and when I take them out they get to sit in the passenger seat and experience. Last comment was “it’s loud”. Now that’s a fact BUT if I were to mention specifics here it’d be called flexing.

    I’m only here to talk about my sex life, the women I date and punt. I’ve even tried punting at one of the cheapest places just to validate to a forum member that yes I’ll punt anywhere. Call it seeking acceptance or validation..

    I got a sore throat afterwards and I never kissed her…. Now that was weird. Oh and yes she took a pic of my dick, like others have done, just to show her friends, another fact not a flex.
    Mate, just because it’s a fact, it doesn’t mean that it can’t be flexing. Flexing means showing off or bragging about achievements. Your posts have said things like how girls have commented on your abs, how many girls you are able to smash, relationships you’ve had with celebrities, or how many times you were able to break up with a particular ML. Regardless of whether they’re true or not, you’re boasting about things that you think are achievements. Why else would you be mentioning these things if not to try to impress or get attention? That’s why people boast, isn’t it?

    I’m not criticising you for flexing because everyone here does it to varying degrees, including me. It’s a free forum and you can boast as much as you want. Just don’t pretend it’s something else!!!

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    this was an entertaining read, love the forum haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincase View Post
    It’s fiction for you because you don’t live my life, so how would you know?
    Lets give you the benefit of the doubt that you are stating fact. It doesn't take much effort to jump on grenades and post a body count. What is the standard? Are you the type that fucks anything that moves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY View Post
    This thread has been derailed by the biggest simps on the forum.
    Time you start a thread on "Top 8 signs you may be flexing. And some advice"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    Time you start a thread on "Top 8 signs you may be flexing. And some advice"
    Numero one. Although you freely admit that there is always better than you, the fact is that you’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches.

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    Top 8 signs you may be a simp. And some advice.

    Quote Originally Posted by massageangel View Post
    Clank squeak goes the tin man

    Yeah well, on Monday night I went "pop goes the weasel". All over the bitche's face. Definitely earned her pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY View Post
    All over the bitche's face.
    That guy spells his name funny.

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