I have taken one for the team and hit Pretty Women at Long Jetty today. Where to begin
I put the address into maps and drove past to scope the place, during the day there are no large signs or bright lights, just a largish street number 386. its on the main road so traffic is constant. There is driveway with ample hidden parking down the back. I parked in a side street and gave them a call to see if anyone was available, a Chinese lady answered and gave me 3 random names of the new ladies on offer, none of whom seem to match the website. I turn around head back and navigate the driveway and park out back, I can't help but notice a nice Kingswood in the industrial complex next door, hopefully that sight won't be my only highlight..
I venture up to the door ring the bell and wait, after a minute or so I start to wonder what happened to the 3 available ladies from my phone call a few minutes earlier. Finally the door is answered. I'm greeted by a 40 something shortish Milf with what appears to be a decent set of tits. Confirmation its bait and switch, I thought about walking but them remember my duty to report back and after all its only $100 for 30 minutes FS.
I'm led to the room that despite my apprehension, its rather clean and tidy, it has both toilet and a shower, the WL motions for me to shower, her broken English is so poor I'm wondering if she just landed in the country, more on this later. I jump in the shower, she had already turned the water on, luckily I checked the temperature as would have burnt a hole in the sun, I adjust it to a somewhat normal temperature and wash down. I start to dry off and lets call her K she did say her name when I was leaving but to be honest I couldn't understand a single word she said. Anyway she motions for the towel and starts to dry me off when drying my legs the towel was half on the shower floor, I wasn't looking forward to using after my next shower, turns out I didn't . When K was done I lay laid down momentarily before being ushered to stand in front of the heater. She stripped off to reveal how complimentary push up bras are, I'd say solid B cups not saggy but not bad for a MILF. It was at this point I realised she had been wearing high heal, without them we were almost in midget territory. K is super short. her body wasn't too bad for her age, She is not slim but not fat. just solid.
We start standing up. she barely comes up to my nipple just the typical nipple licks and touching, rubbing her body against mine. K turns me around and does the same from behind, plays with old fella for a minute or 2. And this is where things start to get a bit weird, she asks me what I think is "condom no condom" while motioning what I think is head job. I say no condom. I have been in places where this is a no cost option. K starts asking for more $$ I say $50 she says something undecipherable and starts pretend writing on her hand, 100. Now I'm thinking fuck this I'm not dropping another $100 for bbj, after a minute or so of this I just nod and grab $50 she signals for more, I say no more. Finally we can actually begin.
I lay down, she starts with the standard nipple licking slowly works her way down to begin bbj, this lasts about 30 seconds to a minute and she starts moving back up. At this point I'm questioning why the fuck I dropped an extra pineapple, she starts kissing and licking around my neck for a minute or so, she then slides back down rubbing my cock between het tits and goes back to the blow job. Thank fuck for that. I must say her blow job skills are on the better side, just a little bit teethy and times, sufficient ball play and sucking, she uses her tongue well, this last a solid 10 minutes. She then starts talking again, now by this stage I've worked I can't understand a single word she is saying. I think she's asking if its time fuck and I say yes.
At this point the language barrier is in full effect, I suddenly realise the extra $100 she asked for earlier wasn't just for a BBJ, it was for BBFS. She gets out the lube and rubs it all over my cock puts some in herself and prepares to jump on me. I start to question my life choices and what the fuck I'm doing in a cheap whorehouse. There is no way in the world I'm slipping inside her raw. I ask for a condom, she keeps saying what I think is condom condom and gives me a strange look. I should have pulled my phone out at the start and used translate to avoid all this bullshit, but I always have my phone turned off wen punting. Normally WLs with poor English have translate ready to go on their phones, not K. I think I finally get the message through That I want a rubber on before I fuck her. K gets out some tissues wipes off the lube and goes back in to continue the blow job. I have completely give up trying to communicate with words.
K gets back to the blow job with double the effort previously demonstrated, she works my head sucking and licking, intense ball playing as I get close to blowing I start making noises so she knows I'm about to. All this does is make her go harder I'm thrusting into her mouth and this seems to encourage her even more. I assume CIM needs to be discussed prior to doing it but I've already surmised that not a single word from either of us is understood by the other one. I explode in her mouth all this does is make her suck harder. I'm at that point where it almost starts to feel uncomfortable as she keeps sucking, she stops looks up and gives me a big smile. K discreetly empties my load from her mouth to a tissue. no coughing, hacking or throat clearing that is often displayed by WLs after a blow job. I must say its one of the best blow jobs I've had in a long time, maybe my life choices aren't so bad after all.
Now back to that towel that hit the shower floor earlier, I signal for shower and she shakes her head, she breaks out a heap of antiseptic wipes and to clean down everywhere she has kissed and sucked me .I guess the soaking wet towel didn't matter after all, I start questioning my life choices again lol As I was dressing She finally said a word I understood, "good?" Yes, very good I responded. She tried telling me her name, Kinay Kinny I've got no fucking idea, just ask for the midget.

Now keeping in mind I'm in my mid 50s
Looks- I'd rate at 5, she would have been a looker in her prime, I assume sometime in the 1980s (jokes)
Body- 5 for a 40 something WL she had an unfit body, but still ok, defiantly not fit, tits were smallish B cups not saggy, not super perky but acceptable
Service- A solid 8 for the BBJ CIM the language barrier and offer of BBFS drops the score down to a 5
WIR- I'd like to think not, but in reality I probably will, $150 for BBJ CIM is worth it. I am very much put off by the thought of how many blokes have dropped a load inside her raw. If I do return it will be solely for the purpose of BBJ CIM or a $100 dump and run.
The Kingswood wasn't the highlight but was probably the safer option
I'd just like to finish off where I started, although if you drive and approach from the side street on the Entrance side at the lights, you'll be doing so with not much traffic seeing you drive in. On departure You get stuck sitting there with car after car driving past like a sitting duck. Although like I said, at least in the day not much sings out Brothel, not sure if its lit up at night.
Apologies for the long review. As nobody has reported on this place I thought it best to provide a detailed AR,
Happy Punting