Quote Originally Posted by Max Q View Post
Jaysus, I feel for ya brother.
Nearly needed a skin graft on me dick after Lena went full Celtic Tiger on it chompin down with ha teeth. I was walkin’ home like a cowboy ridin’ an invisible horse.
Are you describing a session that you had with Lena? It's hard to tell if you are, or just trying to reinterpret the OP in a more colourful way (for whatever reason).